LSU Continues to Dominate!

Even before the Tigers annihilated Middle Tennessee State the BATTers were tailgating in full force! Previous first game award winner was punished from her generous jello sharing ways due to the arrival of the BP's lovely wife! Good times, delicious food, cocktails, and games were enjoyed by all! Be sure to read each caption carefully, as the krewe is installing a new rule effective Saturday! GEAUX TIGERS!

KM joined the BATTers for some Tiger fun!

With his BFF on a golf trip, J worried if he would enjoy the tailgate....washers and many cocktails helped to ensure his fun!

The BATT phenomenon spans the generations!

The Rebel and his bride grace the tailgate with their presence after missing the first game to see Ole Miss play! What were THEY thinking?!

P feels the love as M gives him an impromptu massage

Who knew JM moonlighted as a pole dancer at the Gold Club?

ATTENTION ALL BATT MEMBERS: As of 9/22/07 the krewe will be implementing a "NO HOOCHIE" rule.....any hoochie that enters the tailgate will be quickly removed from the premises......this, of course, does not apply to any of the hoochies that already have membership status! NO EXCEPTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Calendar Girl" made lots of money (for a good cause) off the dirty old men of BATT

Always the good sport....P shows J how happy he is to get beaten at washers

B and C have a "friendly" discussion about the placement of their neighboring tailgates. ( What C does not know is.........B was sent by one of the gourmets)

M and J started their celebration bright and early!

Tall Antkiller and JM discuss the krewe's satellite situation!

The REAL Reason Corso Picked LSU

Even an Ole Miss fan can make a difference! Anne and Jack snuggled with Lee Corso in DC before the LSU V-Tech game - and you saw who he picked to win the game! There is a lot of purple and gold in that girl!!! Oh, you look nice, too, Jack.

Accolades from a Hokey Pokier

Reid's V-Tech buddy sent him the following. Great tailgate, huh?!!!!

Thanks for the note and we did have a blast on Saturday (emphasis on DAY!!). The hokie nation is definetly licking our wounds from the game but I really think that you guys have a special team this year. Hopefully we can bounce back and get the ACC title we all hoped for. The hospitality you and your fellow fans showed was amazing and really made us feel welcomed. We will stay in touch and if you are ever up our way please feel free to give us a call.

1st Weekend of the Season Awards

Traumatizer of the Week Award - Jimmy Earl
Jim and Mike began the long awaited weekend by taking it in the rear! On the way to park the van, Jim was in the lead of a five-car pile up on Acadian. Joe Mike has nominated Jim for the award, citing him for his gentle and comforting comments to the poor coed that rear-ended them.

Mr. Technology/Photographer - Joe Mike
(This one ranks up there with Bill answering the phone! --Hellloooo). Joe Mike graciously accepted the challenge of taking a picture of Joel and Nick before the game. "Where are you"? If he had not been holding the camera backwards he might have caught a glimpse of them in the 2" view finder!

Hello, My Name is Heather and I'll be Your Server Award- (guess who) -- Heather!
The server of revered jello shots, she generously offered one to a novice Hokey fan. She crammed it into his mouth - paper and all! The jello was not the only jiggle he got! No wonder the Hokey fans thought we were so hospitable!

More Pics From the Hokie Smoke

K and V came for the party!

Who loves P? V loves P!!!!!!!

Cuz spends quality time with some lovely ladies!

L and J braved the oppressive heat to have some BATT fun!

JM and P pout after a heartbreaking loss in washers

J is still looking for a way into Tall Antkiller's Family!

Hokies Get Smoked!

The Krewe of BATT kicked off the 2007 Tiger season with a rowdy tailgate extravaganza! The gourmets outdid themselves with delicious Cajun cuisine and the cocktails flowed freely! We even hosted Hokies fans.....proving that mass quantities of alcohol can bring together the most unlikely of friends! The night was topped off with the Tigers steamrolling the Hokies......48 to 7! Those fighting chickens were plucked, marinated, and fried to a golden brown!

GEAUX TIGERS!

P loves B.......because he brings the jello!
H LOVES BP...........SAME REASON!!!!!!!!!!!

JS hopes to be as tall as JM when he grows up!

JT and the "Tall Antkiller" bond over their love of washerboard

Just when you think you've seen it all!

.......you find this guy!!!!!!!!!

N and J.....our young BATT hunks!

H and P enjoy some kid free BATT fun!

One of the antkillers corners his newest victim!

These Hokies brought this tiny ice chest..........for about 12 cases of beer! AMATEURS!

JT forces his poboys on JM......JM seems willing to comply!

This Hokie had a LITTLE too much fun in New Orleans the night before

Washerboard is still a popular distraction from cocktail consumption!

H and her friend S commit a "party foul" while trying to pose for the pciture!

JM saved big bucks on the beers....SO HE DOESN'T WANT TO HEAR COMPLAINTS!

One of our gourmets pours herself a cocktail!

NP cozies up to a Hokie cutie!

Even the Hokie fans LOVE the BATT tailgate! (Notice the huggie)

B and J start the morning tailgate with a little news!

Why PM is NOT Allowed to Use the Camera!

Since P is TERRIFIED that H will lose the new camera he bought for her, he insisted on wearing it as we toured the campus. It wasn't until later that his true, evil plot was discovered! PM is a dirty old man!
P SWEARS these girls BEGGED him to take their picture!

Yeah......He wishes!

Can't you just see Mike frolicking in his cage? NO? ME EITHER!

LOVELY!

Stuff

More, more, more ......... isn't that what a Stuff Party is about? Someone wanted more brown likker, someone else wanted a high def TV, the hot women wanted a misting fan, and a certain Ole Miss fan wanted more Mich-Ultra! Guess who wins? Looks like the Tigers will!



After a rousing party (even Joe Mike didn't go home and sit around), the party moved into the kitchen for a game of dice? Who thinks up these things? We will have dice in the tubs - 'cause I won money!!!!!



Pack up your bags, load up the cars - The B.A.T.T is back and better than ever!!!! We'll have beignets and adult eye openers for starters, followed by Seafood Po' Boys. The Cajun Eggrolls will make their 2007 debut, and the chef is whipping up Pasta Jambalaya. Bring your stamina and your appetites .......... Geaux Tigers, let's hokey pokey!!

Countdown to Saturday!

With the first BATT Tailgating Extravaganza mere days away....the entire krewe is abuzz with excitement!

Who will be the first to be overserved? What delicacies will our resident gourmets provide for our eating pleasure? Who will reign supreme in washer board? Did the ant killers complete their mission and nuke all the unwanted tailgaters? What kind of photographic blackmail will be taken at the first game? AND.....last, but NOT least.....will ANYONE be able to keep MS from her beloved "brown likker"?! Only time will tell!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let's give a big welcome back for BP and his lovely bride, S.....who have not only rejoined the tailgate group.....but taken back jello shot duty! Let's just hope SP doesn't sneak them all to relieve her immense stress from the house building and move!!!!!!!!!!!

See you Saturday! Come one.....come all.......COME READY TO PARTY!

GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Out of the Mouth of Babes!

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an Alabama fan.

She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Alabama fans too.

Not really knowing what an Alabama fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air.

There is, however, one exception. Susie has not gone along with the crowd.

The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.

"Because I'm not an Alabama fan" she reports.

"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"

"I'm a LSU Tiger fan" boasts the little girl.

The teacher asks Susie why she is a LSU fan.

"Well, my Dad and Mom are Tiger fans, so I'm a Tiger fan too" she responds.

"That's no reason," the teacher says. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. "What would you be then?" the teacher asks..

Susie smiles and says, "Then I'd be an Alabama fan."

The Countdown Has Begun!

With the LSU football opener just around the corner, The Krewe of BATT is gearing up for yet another stellar season! The annual "Stuff Party" will be held at the home of our two resident gourmets!

Stay tuned.....it's going to be a great season!

PS: Saban STILL sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Heartbreak of Ole Miss

The man can cook 'em --

and he can eat 'em!

All three of the Cooleys

were in attendance

Welcome back, John and Dennis!

The Ole Miss fans were out in force!


















The Moores are looking gooood -

especially Jean, we love her choice of attire!













The line up. Don't you wonder what they're thinking

........... no never mind!

The Preacher

The Preacher and his degenerates ....er, disciples(?)

Ain't it great to be over served?

Heather and Paul doing the 'washer boody"
-- why does he look so confused?
Look! Juan is wearing his hat Marsha style!!








Showing their best sides

Jan is going to "splain" it to us .....

if she can find the words!

Shocked and amazed, huh, John?