Thursday, August 23, 2007

Out of the Mouth of Babes!

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an Alabama fan.

She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Alabama fans too.

Not really knowing what an Alabama fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air.

There is, however, one exception. Susie has not gone along with the crowd.

The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.

"Because I'm not an Alabama fan" she reports.

"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"

"I'm a LSU Tiger fan" boasts the little girl.

The teacher asks Susie why she is a LSU fan.

"Well, my Dad and Mom are Tiger fans, so I'm a Tiger fan too" she responds.

"That's no reason," the teacher says. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. "What would you be then?" the teacher asks..

Susie smiles and says, "Then I'd be an Alabama fan."

1 comment:

honeyllp said...

Yea us!! Heather thanks for getting a facelift to the site. Looking forward to seeing everyone this Saturday.
We had a great turn out at the Poor House to witness the Tigers kick some bulldog butt...we were sweating it until the power came back on!