Wednesday, September 06, 2006

BATTers Prepare to Get Wild!

As the hangover from the last tailgate has finally begun to cease for some of our beloved BATTers, we turn our attention to next Saturday's tailgate and, of course, the Wildcats. It will be difficult to top the fun of last week, however I feel certain we are up to the challenge! Come one, come all.....come early! The game starts 5:30. Here is the menu for this week's extravaganza:

BREAKFAST:
Mimosas
Bloody Marys
Fun Juice and Hooch ( hurry and claim yours before the drunk ant killer drinks it all!!!!!!!!)
Jambalaya grits

It's a FRY FEST at the BATT Tailgate!
Cajun Eggrolls
Catfish
Oysters
PLUS: SURPRISES!
You name it.........our gourmet plans to fry it!!!!!!!!!
(Careful you don't stand in one place for too long)

Thanks to our gourmets for all their hard work. I mean, what would the BATTers do, if they had to cook their own food?! Imagine how overserved many of our fellow tailgaters would be, if not for the constant barage of delicious delicacies offered to us? Hat's off to the makers of the jello shots. They were a huge hit!
Time will only tell what excitement awaits! Will the tall ant killer be banished to his single seat, or will Jane and Linda have the priviledge of sitting with him again? Will our tailgate once again provide the "eye candy" for our neighbors? Will we witness any older ladies wearing innapropriate outfits? Who will the be the next BATTer to shame themselves after being overserved? Only time, and mass quantities of alcohol will tell!!

GEAUX TIGERS!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Excuse me, I understood that Jane and Linda flipped for the opportunity to sit with the Ant Killer. The incredible conversation enhanced their educational knowledge of the universe.

Anonymous said...

Ohmigawd. The only flipping going on was Jane and Linda flipping the ant killer off.

Where is Joe Mike on this blog?

Anonymous said...

Excuse me, again, never, ever would Miss Jane or Miss Linda, both fine outstanding individuals with kind hearts, do anything so vulgar and distasteful to the Ant Killer.
Surely you jest!!!